This is why I am in love with Collins.




Collins:
hahahah yeah
go me!
i swear to god
if i was gay
id be like a kid in a candy shop

12:06pm Me:
LOL

12:06pm Collins:
just fucking picking out all those mother fuckers

12:06pm Me:
that just made me laugh a really sickly, cackly laugh
i'm quoting you on that.

12:06pm Collins:
hahah
ok

12:07pm Me:
that goes into my quote book.

12:07pm Collins:
why do more guys like me than girls?

12:07pm Me:
i like you!

12:07pm Collins:
shit is weird
well you know in general i could get a guy wayyyyyyyyy easier than i could get a girl
am i super gay
like kind of feminine
flaunt my butt a lot or something

12:08pm Me:
ugh i love you.
you were just carved out jesus' left ass cheek

12:08pm Collins:
that sounds homosexual

12:09pm Me:
like maybe you were born to be homosexual but you just arent

12:09pm Collins:
ugh

12:09pm Me:
kind of like homosexual people are born to be straight but arent

12:09pm Collins:
hahah

12:09pm Me:
its just this vicious cycle

12:09pm Collins:
kind of like some people are born pure but then sin themselves to hell
yeah i get it

12:10pm Me:
exactly!